These questions will help you realize whether or not you are at a point in your life where you are worth dating. We sometimes focus so hard on getting a relationship not realizing that we are not ready to be in one.

Maybe you should thing about what you have to offer someone else.

Questions to ask yourself and answer honestly before you start dating……

Are you financially stable?
Are you insecure?

Are you happy?
Do you say “my ex” more than 3 times a day?
Are you overly critical very judgemental?

Do you have future goals, dreams or desires?
Are you doing anything for you?

Are you your own type?

Do you know what went wrong in your past relationship(s)?

Do you know what you want in a new partner?
Let me know if you agree or disagree

Jag ME Baby!!

Ok Ladies,

We are going to jag our men off today…….. (HAND JOB)

The purpose of this article is not to give him palm burns, or to see how far you can pull it but to bring him to pure ecstasy…… Great to do while he is driving… and remember practice makes perfect…..

There are some techniques I can describe to you. (Techniques at the bottom of the article)

Please remember all men are different and what worked on one man might not work on another man. Find out what makes your man go CRAZY. EVERY MAN IS DIFFERENT….. (Mental note). Some like it fast, some like it slow, some like it hard, some like it soft.

The First thing you want to do is ask your man how he likes it.

Or simply put his hand on top of your and let him guide you.

Most men like for you to start by massaging it with the palm of your hands.

Do this slow at first, then stroke it a little harder and a little faster.

If you want to really excite him use some baby oil, or some type of lubricant.

Men like for you to play with their MANHOOD. They like watching you.

Play with his balls, twist his nipples with your free hand.

Talk to him. Make sure you let him know how big he is and how you can’t wait to feel it inside of you. (Mental note) Tell him he’s your bitch, or your manly man, or tell him he’s a sap sucker, a pathetic loser, he’s worthless (whatever he likes)

 

Jagging Techniques

 

Full hand – This is when you grip his penis with your whole hand….Use your dominant hand. (usually the hand you write with). The full hand allows you to cover more of the penis at once which will increase stimulation.

 

Three Finger – Now you use three fingers with this one. It allows you to use different amounts of pressure while you are stroking your man. Grip him with your middle, thumb, and index finger. The thumb is in the front. The index and middle fingers are in the back.

 

The Pastry Worm
Sandwich his penis between the flat of both hands, then roll one hand forward and the other back. Repeat the motion back and forth as if you were playing with pastry, and not trying to light a fire with sticks. 

 

The Comb Over
On every other up stroke, take your thumb and rub it over the top of his penis before bringing your hand down again.

 

Intertwine – This is where you take both of your hands and interlock them around his penis. You can grip it as hard or soft as you like and move up and down. Sure way to drive him wild. ( I do this on myself works magic BABY!!!)

 

The Ring of Pleasure
Form a donut ring with your thumb and forefinger and get a rhythm going just under the tip of his penis where those veins are at the top of his penis.

 

 

Make sure you have something to wipe up the explosion…..

Please if you try any of these. Feel free to Share them with me…

Da Kinky Kid

 

 

 

 

 

What’s up? This is Da Kinky Kid coming at you with some more valuable info…

Relationships are easy to get but can be hard to maintain. Couples tend to not put into the relationship what they did to get in the relationship. This is a quick way to lose the fire or the anticipation that your partner may have for you.

I will periodically write about things you can do to keep the fire going or even to start the flame.

So even if you and your partner have been together for 2 weeks or for 2 years don’t ever stop getting creative with your love.

This is a compilation of Text & SMS messages you can send to your Man or your Woman. Some of them are cute some of them are silly but all of them are ways to let the other person know that they are being thought of.

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning… I love you

I wanted to send you something beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, attractive and funny but the post man told me to get the fuck out of the post box!”

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Can I say I love u 2day? Can I say it 2morrow? Or the day after? Cuz from now on I will luv u every day 4 the rest of my life.

Catch Me! I think I’m falling in luv…………

2 the world you are one person. But to one person you are the world.

I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my mind, like why do I love u as much as I do…Its because u r u!

LOVE is just a WORD……….until someone you meet gives it a PROPER meaning.

I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cuz he knew id luv you the best!

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I’ll sleep forever

I heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U have left! U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning

One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH.

When you realize You want to spend The rest of your life with somebody, You want the rest of your life To start as soon as possible.

I dont demand respect, I expect it!

Experience TLC …especially from me.

Choose me & u won’t regret. Don’t forget, it’s as good as u can get.

Now these are just a few I ran across or made up myself (corny I know). Anyway feel free to use them or let me know if you have any of your own.

Da Kinky Kid

Dakinkykid@gmail.com